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Tokyo Sandblaster

A common checkers move where one moves their piece in between two of the opponents pieces (which are diagonal) avoiding the jump and sneaking past both.
Oh! He pulled the old tokyo sandblaster!
by qwahil December 21, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

A complex sexual procedure involving one male, one female, one Asian midget, and a bag of sand. While the male is fornicating from a doggy-style position with the female, he grabs a handful of sand (from the bag of sand he brought), and asks the female to turn around so he may finish his work on her face. When the female turns around, the male whips the sand in the females face so that he partially blinds her. When this happens, the Asian midget comes out from the closet and proceeds to bust his load on the female's face.
Dude, Trixy had no idea that I was about to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster on her last night when I told her I needed to pick up some sand for my fish-tank before we went back home. Long story short, she may need corrective eye surgery now, but it was totally worth it.
by J_Mayne November 12, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

On the beaches of Tokyo, a woman in reverse cowgirl position passes gas, spraying sand all over the man's face.
Man: Lets go have sex on the beach, I want to see you reverse cowgirl me.

Woman: ...Ok!

-midway through she lets out a huge fart-

Man: -cough- -cough- Delicious. Lets call that one a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by GrumpyGuru November 15, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

The Greatest move ever mentioned on late night TV by CoCo. Its when you lightly dust your penis in sand have then vigorously insert it into an Asian woman's vagina. You then pull out and shoot your load all over Jay Leno.
#1: I got together with Suko last night and used her keepsake from the beach to pull a Tokyo Sandblaster

#2 Why the fuck was Jay Leno at Suko's house???
by Woody and Wilcox November 12, 2010
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sandbagged

a ball-less loser who also has no life, and tries to make up for it by making fun of innocent individuals. and in the end is dissed and looks like a fool , and therefore blames the other party of "sandbagging" him.
Dan and Mike, have no friends and try to get attention by asking what time it is, but instead they get dissed,with no comeback they accuse the Polak "Izabel", that she sandbagged them. Since she didn't ackknowledge them, they tried to sandbagg her back by saying they fucked her sister. When in reality THEY HAVE NO GAME AND COULD NEVER SCORE!
by "The Sandbagger" April 5, 2008
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Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of taking an Asian chick to a beach/sandy area of land, having sexual intercourse, and just as one is about to cum (or in this case, drop the "Little Boy" bomb) - pull out and cum on her face, throw sand on said cum, and scream "BANZAI"
Conan: "Hey, whatever happened between you and that Asian chick?"

Andy: "I gave her the ol' Tokyo Sandblaster"

*high fives"
by Total_Bliss November 11, 2010
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tokyo sandblaster

The sexual act of ejaculating on anothers face and then smashing their face down into the stupid Zen garden that they keep on their night stand.

Tokyo Sandblaster.
She Feng Shui'd my apartment without asking, so I got revenge by giving her the ole Tokyo Sandblaster.
by vaporbrains November 11, 2010
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