Russel

Greasy weirdo, terrible haircut, annoying as shit, autistic, little itty bitty jsn. There is always dandruff in his hair and is the most annoying friend in the group. Always looks at cheap poor dirtbikes because he knows he can't afford it. Bro could cut his hair and it would still be terrible, never showers, always opens lunchboxes and never buys food for IceyIce. Also has some sidequest ah friends like finn craigslist who picks his nose and looks like a golem. Also he takes baths

IceyIce- Hey Russel lets go to your house
Russel- No finn coming over to give me a bath

by RusselPlays November 27, 2023

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Charlotte Russell

Charlotte Russell is a full time, pregnant mother to Jack Rorke, her son and dad. She's always a bitch to her son, but it's fine it's whatever. She is a cool JUUL mum, who takes her loving son everywhere.

Wait, Charlotte Russell? Like the whore down the street?

by lillenny2.0 December 17, 2018

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Russel Early

Also known as "Rusty Spoons" and "Pasty Legs McGraw," has a legendary booty. sucks massive ween

Russel Early has a legendary booty

by PastyMcGraw June 04, 2018

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Billy Russell

A guy who thinks he's jacked but he really isn't. He just got blessed with really good genetics and flexes his muscles every day in front of the entire school. Also, he somehow got a delusional girlfriend who thinks he's hot. Also, he thinks his girlfriend is the hottest girl ever but in reality she is very mid.

Hey Billy Russell, can you please stop flexing your tiny muscles in front of everyone.

by I use XXL condoms November 10, 2023

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Russelism

Russelism is a populist version of monarchist socialism. Russelism is artificially manipulating the situation so that conspirators from a rag proletariat and a precariat lead the revolution over a rag proletariat in order to create a socialist dictatorship. Russelism is a political fascist, economic center, ecologically sustainable, socially ultra-modern and culturally traditional. Also, Russelism was created as a vindictive response by war-makers, the disabled, socialists, progressives, fascists, dictators and anti-Americans to pacifism, validism, capitalism, conservatism, liberalism, democracy, and Americanism. In fact, Russelism is paratrial state control over the economy or a mixture of Monarchism, Fascism and Blanquism.

Russelism is a populist version of monarchist socialism created by Johan van der Heide from Willemsoord of the Netherlands.

by Johan2001 September 10, 2020

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