Injuring someone while trying to be affectionate. Coined by a man of the same name, who awkwardly tried to be affectionate and ended up beating the crap out of his girlfriend over time. Can be used as past tense, 'pulled a Riley', and present tense, 'pull a Riley'.
Male: *Goes to put arm around a girl, punches her in the face*
Female: Way to pull a Riley.
Male: *Runs and hugs girlfriend, which pushes her back against a wall hard enough to knock the wind out of her*
Spectators: "Did you see that guy pulling a Riley? What an idiot."
Male: *Kisses his girlfriend while she turns her head, effectively headbutting her*
Female: "If you keep pulling a Riley, I'm going to end up beaten up and/or unconscious."
Female: Way to pull a Riley.
Male: *Runs and hugs girlfriend, which pushes her back against a wall hard enough to knock the wind out of her*
Spectators: "Did you see that guy pulling a Riley? What an idiot."
Male: *Kisses his girlfriend while she turns her head, effectively headbutting her*
Female: "If you keep pulling a Riley, I'm going to end up beaten up and/or unconscious."
by Commander Awesome March 12, 2008
Get the Pulling a Rileymug. A true pairing
Hannah a straight gal wastes no time in finding "the one" Hannah is a beauty to all men and women. (Doesnt give bad blow jobs etheir)
(Girl 1)I wish I could look more like Hannah!
(Girl 2)Fuck tell me about it sister!
Riley a rad tomboy gal. Riley is a bisexual (gives best lesbian sex around) loves Hannah to pieces.
Never has the guts to say though.
(Girl 1) Ooo look theres Riley;)
(girl 2) OMG she ate my pussy out last night!
(Boy 1) She took my dick all in her ass!
(Boy 2) She's so tight.
(Boy 3) She rode me all night;)
Riley finally tells Hannah and because Riley is a loyal friend she gives her a chance. Hannah soon Realizes Riley is the girl she must be with (love of her life, soul mate, life parter, etc...)
They are wed and Riley pleases Hannah everynight with her mad skills.Hannah is still getting dick from her previous exes without Riley Knowing; Riley is fucking Hannah's sister and her brother ;)
Hannah a straight gal wastes no time in finding "the one" Hannah is a beauty to all men and women. (Doesnt give bad blow jobs etheir)
(Girl 1)I wish I could look more like Hannah!
(Girl 2)Fuck tell me about it sister!
Riley a rad tomboy gal. Riley is a bisexual (gives best lesbian sex around) loves Hannah to pieces.
Never has the guts to say though.
(Girl 1) Ooo look theres Riley;)
(girl 2) OMG she ate my pussy out last night!
(Boy 1) She took my dick all in her ass!
(Boy 2) She's so tight.
(Boy 3) She rode me all night;)
Riley finally tells Hannah and because Riley is a loyal friend she gives her a chance. Hannah soon Realizes Riley is the girl she must be with (love of her life, soul mate, life parter, etc...)
They are wed and Riley pleases Hannah everynight with her mad skills.Hannah is still getting dick from her previous exes without Riley Knowing; Riley is fucking Hannah's sister and her brother ;)
by Lesbian smuts June 17, 2014
Get the Hannah and Rileymug. Hes got stains on his tee shirt and he's the biggest flirt if you mention the rucker you can just forget about it because he won't even talk about it. He has a sack with no nuts.
by Stance September 8, 2004
Get the Riley Campbellmug. A sweet fun loving perfect girl! Usually brown curly hair with brown eyes! So funny and with a body to die for! Such a sweet loyal friend that anyone would die to be around! Everyone wants to be friends with a Riley!
by Riley jand July 11, 2014
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