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Rectalpedia Britannica

The repository for wildly inaccurate and/or grossly erroneous information frequently used by people attempting to provide an answer for something that they clearly do not know the answer to and/or for which they are obviously unqualified to answer but are too ignorant to admit it.

When expressing incredulity at a persons response to a question it is the more subtle and polite way to inform or identify an answer to a question that is clearly inaccurate by stating that the person must have gotten that answer from their rectalpedia britannica AKA "they pulled it out of their ass."
Ken:"Christine just asked me why I was not participating in the breast cancer awareness in the office and then she told me that breast cancer is the number one killer of men over the age of 35."

David: "What did you tell her?"

Ken: "I told her that was completely ludicrous."

David: "Yeah, no doubt another answer she pulled from her rectalpedia britannica."
by majordad July 5, 2010
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bass rental

When a crack head gives an object to use until he has the money to pay you.
This is not my car, its a bass rental.
by ion_slicer May 13, 2005
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McDonald's Restaurant

1. A place that actually was indicted for using kangaroo meat in their 100% beef product, but had enough money to keep it out of the media (and out of court).

2. A place that probably should have just avoided false advertising and served kangaroo meat initially (I would eat it), since they have found incredible success with a stupid clown.

3. A place that still confuses the migrant mutation of "McDonald" with "MacDonald" when it is that they attempt to affiliate themselves with a clan reasoning and something beyond a clown and kangaroo meat, shell game.

4. A magnificent move for a young J.R. Simplot!
Let's go to McDonald's Restaurant and get something to push into our face.
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
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Rectal Eruption

When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.
"Brah, I can totally see your Rectal Eruption!"

"Woah, thanks man!"
by Benjarvus August 27, 2008
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Young and Restless

Instead of the company "Young and RECKLESS", it is "Young and RESTLESS". A fake brand for old people.
Person of the male descent: Dude! Ur grandpa is so cool. He has so much swag.

Person with cool grandpa: That's right. He shops at Young and Restless.
by martin wiz December 8, 2013
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Please-Proceed-In-Restating-Your-Words

MY way of saying "Hey, ummm... I can't understand what you are saying, you should... ummm... say that again?"

But my way is super cool!
"Hey! Oobachookaloomakooba!"

"Please-proceed-in-restating-your-words!"

"Oh, I said ooba chooka looma kooba!"

"O...kay? Thanks!"
by Veronica Erickson January 29, 2009
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Rectal Worm

A drinking game played thought Mexico usually played at gay bars. It requires a man to spread ass cheeks and someone puts tequila in it and a worm. The objective is to find the worm by sucking the tequila out. The one who finds the worm gets good luck for the rest of the year. And the person who was gunna go after the person who got the worm has to drink all the excess tequila.
Dude Terry played Rectal Worm last week in Mexico.
No way man...thats fucking gay!
by USDATrooper February 18, 2010
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