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Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?
I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.
by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024
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Refirement

Refirement: When your employer is so tired of dealing with an employee they escort the employee from the property in front of their peers and permanently ban the employee from ever returning to the property. Additionally, the employer is more than willing to provide a lump sum settlement to simply never have to see/deal with the employee again. This is often seen in government positions since they are using tax payers funds.

The traditional end of career celebrations are not held and gold watches are not given.

“Refired” employees typically have no friends in the workplace and are hated their fellow employees. This often leads to all other employees celebrating like the monks celebrating when Ace Ventura exited the monastery in “Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
Mr. Gray was forced into refirement from the municipal government. No gold watch and walked to the door and given a check.
by Dogger4375 April 12, 2024
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(noun): defines a person or character who wishes to correct a "wrong" so meticulously that it's almost religious

Think of that one character you read about or watched in a show that makes "I can fix him" or "they just need a little guidance" as their catchphrase.
"I think her name was Mrs. Merriweather? She was introduced in Chapter 24 and kept going on about how they were 'immoral' and needed to be 'helped' ... what a reliracifan."

"Does he really think he can get her to settle down? It's just not her style. I don't get why he's being such a reliracifan. It won't work out."
by Ms. Miao April 19, 2024
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Rebirthed Rosa

"I don't care if you don't like what I made for dinner!" said Joe's Mom "Stop being such a Rebirthed Rosa and eat your fucking meal!"
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Remii

Remii a kind loving sweet stupid funny generous person and just all together fun person who has a crush on Kaylee Crosby
Omg he is such a remii
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RamiraJade

Very pretty and fun to be around. Never in drama but fights when she needs too, RamiraJade April Mitchell the 1st is the goat! She’s very thick & kind & summo shit . she don’t cheat
Ramirajade is pretty
by RamiraJade March 20, 2025
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Remi's Law

As an online discussion grows with a left-leaning or "liberal" individual, especially a political argument, the probability of a reference to, or insult from that individual of a sexual nature approaches one.
It only took two replies before Remi's Law. Why are you talking about my butt?
by DanDox July 8, 2025
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