Pretending to be racist, misogynistic, or taking on any other shitty point of view in the hopes of outing someone that actually thinks that way.
You: "Oh that dumb spick over there is making a real show"
Racist: "Oh yeah fuck beaners"
You: "Oh now hold the fuck up, what the fuck you say?"
Racist: "I was just agreeing with you"
You: "Well I wasn't agreeing with me, I was just ratfishing."
Racist: "Oh yeah fuck beaners"
You: "Oh now hold the fuck up, what the fuck you say?"
Racist: "I was just agreeing with you"
You: "Well I wasn't agreeing with me, I was just ratfishing."
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Get the ratio + fatherless + minor spelling mistake mug.The opposite of a logical fallacy. Examples include affirming the antecedent, appeal to logical validity, post hoc ergo post hoc, ad evidentiam.
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Get the Joe Ratio mug.calculated by taking length of the amputated limb and dividing that number by the average length of similar amputees. A person who only lost a foot would have a relatively high nub ratio compared to someone who lost a leg at the hip.
"Baby, to be honest..I don't know if I would still love you if you lost an arm...maybe if it was below the elbow and you always kept the prosthetic on. I know its shallow but I need at least a 60% nub ratio."
"I met this crazy chick online last week, we met up downtown and went back to my place but it turns out that she has a fake leg. At first I didn't care and we started messing around but I couldn't go through with it, her nub ratio was just too low, it was like a kfc biscuit.
"I met this crazy chick online last week, we met up downtown and went back to my place but it turns out that she has a fake leg. At first I didn't care and we started messing around but I couldn't go through with it, her nub ratio was just too low, it was like a kfc biscuit.
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Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.
Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"
Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.
An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.
S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS
Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.
Rating system for date-able women. A woman's SHAFTT rating measures the ability of her physical attributes to earn her a meeting with your mother, and ultimately, a long term relationship.
Significant scientific research at Bro U has determined that this is the MOST accurate measure for a woman's "hotness"
Auxiliarily a measure of her ability to attract shaft, or male attention.
An acronym describing her physical attributes in no particular order.
S - Stomach
H - Hips
A - Ass
F - Face
T - Thighs
T- TITS
Each of these categories is rated on a 5 star rating, based on that particular male's taste, or preference.
Athleticly built woman, effortlessly beautiful face, fantastic ass, wide hips, chest leaves something to be desired.
SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):
S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*
*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...
SHAFTT rating (5 stars max):
S - 5
H - 4
A - 5
F - 5
T - 4
T - 2*
*Shitty, but not as devastating as a 2 for an ass...
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