mind rape

Mind rape occurs whenever one's brain feels as though it has been assaulted viciously by some event or thing in reality. People are particularly susceptible to mind rape if they are on almost any kind of illicit substance (ie, LSD).

"I went to Subway today and saw a roach climb up a guy's leg at the counter. Hilary Duff's new single was playing on the radio and a smelly 14-year-old fat chick made my sandwich for me. It was hardcore mind rape."

by Justin (not crazy) October 30, 2005

Raeshawn

An all around great guy. If u need some1 to tlk to he will listen (even though he might not aways understand). He is very loveable. Eventhough he is a gr8 guy he has his down sides. He will lie sometimes but he will own up to it, and he could cheat but everything will work out in the end

friend 1: wat r u thinking?? why would u 4give raeshawn again??
friend 2: idk...ther is something ther...i just love him..

by BooBaby<3 January 19, 2012

rape shake

a. going to a party and going beyonce on someone
b. dancing really sexy on someone so they will want to rape you

I totally rape shaked on that hot guy at the party last night.
OR
Please rape shake me hot stuff..i need some.

by rapeshakerallday May 2, 2010

Knee Rape

malicious gropage of an exposed knee, often feigned as accidental, we know what they really meant to do.

Did you just Knee Rape me???

by Pierre the llama January 17, 2009

Origin Rape

Forcing the line of best fit of a graph through the origin (0,0). Widely discredited by the AQA exam board.

Will: You didn't just origin rape that graph did you? Amateur mistake! (Followed by a sex noise and or your mum joke)

by afotltimf March 8, 2009

Rakk Rape

To completely and epically annihilate and/or mutilate the opposing tangos (rakks from the video game borderlands)

Dude, you just rakk raped Peyton Manning all over the place!!

by RWdaBEAST August 11, 2010

Presence Rape

A ridiculous claim that many feminists make to try to arrest someone. The claim believes that "any male within 100 yards of you" is trying to rape you. Even if a guy walks past a woman messing around on his phone without paying any attention to the woman whatsoever, the woman can claim "presence rape." It suggests that any male who gets within even a few yards of a woman is deranged, dangerous, and must be jailed immediately. People with common sense ridicule this extreme claim. Unfortunately, common sense isn't entirely common.

Inmate 1: What did you get in for?
Inmate 2: I presence raped someone.
Inmate 1: What's that?
Inmate 2: (Shows this definition to Inmate 1.)
Inmate 1: I pity you.

Woman is sitting on a public park bench.
Man jogs past, listening to a song on his IPod.
Woman: PRESENCE RAPE! PRESENCE RAPE! HE PRESENCE RAPED ME! HE GOT WITHIN 5 YARDS OF ME!
Man is arrested and sentenced to 25 years in jail.

by TBTPlanet January 9, 2018