queefmonger

a person that stomps around while unleashing hideous farts. Queefs, while normally used to describe gases expelled from vaginas, in this case are used to describe the bastardo that think it's cool to fart openly and nastily.

K-Man: God damn you fucking queefmonger, if I smell one more stinky fart from you I will kill your unborn children with a flick of my wrist.
Jameson: You're going to give me a handjob?
K-Man: No, you fuckwad, I'm referring to the crushing blow your left testicle's about to incur if you expel your gaseous horribalus in my sector one more time.

by Dykatami March 17, 2010

Queef

A puff of air discharged from the vagina

Cassandra just queefed in p.e

by Eddiewiggins October 24, 2014

G Queef

The sound and bubbles produced when a gravity bong is pulled past the threshold of the water it is contained within. (Coined in Ohioville, circa 2009)

Don't pull up to hard on the gravity bong or it's gonna g queef!

by [e-mail] October 18, 2009

Reverse Queef

When a partner eats out another and then procedes to burp into the vagina

Yeah last night I was eating out Val and I reverse Queefed her. She won't talk to me anymore

by Pazman August 19, 2017

Queeferoni and cheese

A gigantic queef that expells moist chedder cheese from the vagina, instead of stinky hot air

Jeremy "Dude, my girlfriend made me some nasty Queeferoni and cheese last night"

by Lol hey girl August 11, 2008

queefing vagina

is a gaping pussy that just can't keep the air in.

common amongst apes, promiscuous women, children, and your slutty mom.

Last night it was difficult to hear the movie over your mom's queefing vagina

by SexyLova 69 May 2, 2008

queef latifa

a pussy fart caused by one bull dike fisting another bull dike.

When I was awakened at 2 a.m. by a queef latifa, I knew my lesbian friends hadn't gone to sleep just yet.

by Mr. Wundirphal December 9, 2008