Potty

A toilet where a toddler goes on

My little bro had to use the potty today to take a huge shit

by jessibe January 29, 2015

puttymucker

putty plyable goo
mucker derived from muckrake expose misconduct in public life.
refers to the contortions a smarmy political candidates face goes through while stealing thunderously good ideas from others.

The conclusion of John McCains speech made me realize what a puttymucker he is.

by Bnav February 20, 2009

potty sot

An exclamation of utter disbelief and bewilderment

Nicola: I'm totally prepared to take the bar in three weeks.
Tim: Potty sot! You were out drinking the past month and have skipped class every other day.

by pottysotlover69 July 10, 2010

potty mail

Smart phone emails sent while on the toilet. Not to be confused with "pot-email," which is email sent while in Washington state.

Fern: I just got your email, but I also just saw you come out of the john.
Jones: I had the time and inclination - I sent you a potty mail.

by bob beeflips October 4, 2012

Pottykiss

When you are in a public toilet and you must squat over it and shit as the seat is mank, the Pottykiss is when you accidentally squat too low and make contact with the grimy seat

I was just in the skanky bathroom when, what do you know, I Pottykissed that manky ass seat

by NigerianMunchkin May 15, 2016

petty bullshit

when someone blows some bullshit way out of proportion.

trey always has a petty bullshit attitude towards his bestie madi

by montanaBUH July 10, 2016

PETTYSKWAD

A group of individuals who's sole purpose is to be petty.

Oh no! Here comes that PETTYSKWAD !

by Sicarioloco81 July 29, 2017