Ass Puppeteer

A person given the asinine task of teaching the stupid, unteachable persons of substandard intelligence.

The professor came back with the test, and the first words out of his mouth were, "boy, do I feel like an Ass Puppeteer in this class."

by ChessFella July 3, 2012

Popping out puppies

Giving birth to offspring or children

I rushed to the hospital that night because i heard that my wife was popping out puppies.

by Masks January 8, 2011

harry potter puppet pals

A puppet show based off of the Harry Potter books by JK Rowling.

Puppet Ron Weasley: I'm hungry, Harry!
Puppet Harry Potter: What's new, fatty!?

From Harry Potter Puppet Pals "Snape's Diary"

by A stranger from Slytherin May 17, 2014

Happier than a two peckered puppy

Really happy, elated

Joe: I bet that guy who won the lottery was happier than a two peckered puppy
Steve: Two peckered?
Joe: Well have you ever seen how happy a puppy with one pecker is?...imagine one that has two. Right?

by jrwright August 22, 2011

yuppie puppie

One who is raised by yuppies. Since all yuppies themselves are different, their offspring also vary. Most, though, grew up riding in the back of a Volvo station wagon on the way to soccer practice. Some went to private schools, where as others attend public school so that their parents can condescend the morons that generally are a dime a dozen in public school. The average yuppie puppie was taught to read college textbooks in preschool but will ultimately spend a lifettime living off of mom and dad.

Conner spent his childhood reading physics textbooks on the way to soccer practice. He's now in boarding school because he got kicked out of his quaint public school for teaching the class how to make crack. Yuppie senior is having a hard time explaining her yuppie puppie to the rest of the country club.

by lacoste_lover September 30, 2005

Clunge Puppet

A man whos life is controlled by his girlfriend

I can't believe you're not coming to the pub you clunge puppet.

by !Harv08! December 21, 2008

Puppy of a bitch

The actual meaning of the phrae "son of a bitch" A bitch is a female dog, and their "sons" are puppies, so hence the actual phrase puppy of a bitch.

Smart Guy: You stupid puppy of a bitch!!! Moron: Wtf? Don't you mean son of a bitch? Smart Guy: No you idiot, the son of a female dog is called a puppy, so I called you the scientifically correct phrase. Moron: Uhhh.....

by Xero _ Manifest November 20, 2010