PureFlix

This is a video streaming service aimed at providing content to a whopping 200,000 Evangelical Protestants. Its collection boasts nearly 90K titles, with the anti-Nietzsche “God’s Not Dead” at the top of the list. During a conversation about a stellar Netflix show, the PureFlix subscriber—feeling left out—will quickly mention how their service is morally superior in that it censors all the secular nonsense that makes the Netflix show brilliant (i.e. relatable human characters, believable plots).

Paul: Hey, girl, you wanna PureFlix and chill? We can do it missionary style and not use birth control.

Mary: That sounds so romantic.

by mattieice86 May 29, 2019

purety

she’s a kind girl with a funny sense of humor. You wanna keep a Purety around.

Guy: She’s hot
Girl: That’s Purety

by treexe October 30, 2019

Tuna puree

A wet sloppy disgusting poop.

He didnt want to get drenched with her tuna puree.

by Brohan Pantalones September 10, 2010

Pureblood

Someone who is 100% of a certain nationality. Someone could be a Greek pureblood, Bulgarian pureblood, Russian pureblood, Mexican pureblood, etc.

Sofia: Yeah me and the rest of my family are Greek purebloods.
Nina: No way! Im a Bulgarian pureblood!
Vlad: Im a Russian pureblood!
Steve: Well this is awkward....im not a pureblood

by gryffindorseeker16 December 3, 2011

Purell

Waterless disinfecting fluid that keeps me sane when handing items touched by anyone other than a scrubbed-in surgeon or Jesus himself.

If I didn't have Purell, I wouldn't leave the house. Yeah I have issues, but still.

by Neilmiser May 5, 2004

Purebred

A man/women who's nationality is 100%

I am an Italian purebred!

by Tommyboy17 May 19, 2015

Purell

The thing you use after shaking everybodies hand in Church. Or just if someone that is gross comes near you. Once you use it, you fell good. Somewhat like crack or herion.... but it disinfects.
*In 30 seconds or more*

Purell helps me live

by Stevepower August 30, 2006