A genderless person who makes funny TikTok videos. They have a squeaky high-pitched voice, and will invite a bag of chips into a server. Otherwise known as Puri.
Person 1: "Hey bro, have you seen PureiWeb before?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're pretty cool."
Both people: "I'M INVITING A BAG OF CHIPS INTO MY SERVER, NO KICK, NO BAN, AND PROBABLY NO MUTE, DEAFEN, OR MOVE!"
that one squeaky voice tiktoker that invited a bag of chips to his fucking server
Person 1: PureiWeb is a cool tiktoker.
Person 2: IM INVITING A BAG OF CHIPS INTO MY SERVER NO KICK NO BAN PROBABLY NO MUTE DEAFAN OR MOVE A BAG OF CHIPS IN MY FUCKING SERVER LAA DI DAA DI DAA
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"