posers

someone who leeches off new popularity. may actually like the stuff, (like mcr when loads of people liked the black parade) but wears and listens to other things because people wear or listen to it.
they may actually be emo, but because they like mcr they think they have to wear stuff that they wouldn't wear anyway
there are real emos but loads are just kids who wanna be emo beacause they think there better than non emos because they think theyve herd something new that know else has heard.

poser1: o my god! heard the new mcr song? it the best one of the album.
poser3: do ya know them studded belts? im gonna get one because gerrard was wearin one.
poser 4: them emo sk8er bois over there are so cute. i love emo bois with side fringes and hoodies!
normal person: i dont like mcr but atleast i know enought to say they have 3 albums apart from you posers who just think the black parade is there first one.

by bigsoapbar November 24, 2007

Rock Poser

The most annoying people since wanksters. This coming from a HIP HOP/RAP FAN, these people show a strong desire to be apart of the rock culture by hating on hip hop/rap when they probably listen to shit like MCR, they hate on hip hop/rap because they think it makes them look all punk and metal. They have never listened to good rappers like Eminem, Proof(from d12), Lupe Fiasco, Nas, LL Cool J, 2Pac, Biggie, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, Rakim, Ice Cube, or probably never even heard of those rappers. These people always get beat up and picked on at school by real rock fans.

Rock Poser: I hate rap it sucks.

Hip Hop Fan: Have you ever heard of Proof?

Rock Poser: Who's Proof?

Hip Hop Fan: I knew it.

Rock Poser: Well rap is all about sex, drugs, guns, money, gangs ect.

Hip Hop Fan: Um no, have u heard "When I'm Gone" by Eminem? "Keep Ya Head Up" by 2Pac? "December 4th" by Jay-Z? "Forgive Me" by Proof? None of those have Drugs, Sex, Gangs, Rims, or whatever in them.

Rock Poser: No I havent heard those.

Hip Hop Fan: *sigh*

Rock Fan: Hey is this faggot giving you trouble man?

Hip Hop Fan: Yes beat him up.

*Rock poser gets beat up.*

by God I hate posers September 6, 2009

propertunity

A "proper opportunity"; a really good opportunity for achieving something, especially when discussing chances of getting together with a member of the opposite sex.

Yo man, as soon as I met her, I knew I had a propertunity to get with that girl last night.

by somemightsay March 2, 2009

butthurt-prosecution

The practice of prosecuting individuals out of embarrassment, well in excess of any demonstrable harm. The practice is particularly ubiquitous in Western democracies where sedition is an unpopular prosecutorial tack in order to dispense retributive punitive enforcement in response to indefensible egg-on-the-face.

Two cases are particularly illustrative:

The US government's piling on of charges against Barrett Brown constitutes a very clear, inflamed case of butthurt-prosecution.

Barrett Brown guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/21/barrett-brown-persecution-anonymous

Although he pleaded guilty to offenses carrying ~20 years in prison, Bradley Manning must still stand trial for his life, as the DoD and DoS have a wicked bout of butthurt-prosecution.

Bradley Manning bradleymanning.org/

by kenneth lipp May 18, 2013

Properties

A way to describe a womans physical attributes.

"Damn, that bitch has some nice properties"

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 22, 2006

Proper

used as an adjective to compliment a guy or a girl; hot; fresh

Damn ma youse lookin proper

by Infamizzumair May 30, 2007

proper spelling

Not looking like an idiot when one is typing. Being able to spell out words correctly.

God you're and idiot! You can't even spell

by Liz March 5, 2004