Tactical Poop

when you shit and clog a toilet without using any paper.

Dude i just took a huge Tactical Poop!

Nice man

by lfweknrnwer May 8, 2010

magical poop

A magical poop occurs when one poops, wipes, and realizes that they are still totally clean.

I totally had a magical poop last night. I only had to wipe once!

by joesc September 7, 2013

pussy poop

Verb: to give birth, to push (or poop) a baby out through the vagina

Sherice had unprotected sex and 9 months later she pussy pooped a whole ass baby which she gave up for adoption since she did not currently have the financial means to take care of a child

by Choppa “Tay Diggs” Jaqcuel April 23, 2019

certified poop nigga

the realist poop nigga out there fr ong.

a certified poop nigga prolly got many hoes and is always chasin da bag✅😈

“Omg did u see zak today, he’s definitely a certified poop nigga!!”

by Sigmadaddy March 26, 2022

cup a poop

The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"

Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".

by Michael Cluskey October 6, 2006

poop scoop

like the word says, a scoop to scoop poop.
It's a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it's only used for poop!

A dog pooped in my garden!

Use a poop scoop!

The poop collector has arrived!

Get your poop in order, you better have some poop to share with this guy, 'cause noone messes with the poopman!

by Fukaface! November 13, 2011

poop pillow

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE pooping used to prevent your own poop from splashing toilet water on your ass.

I always drop a poop pillow before shitting in a John Q. Public.

by John 1-2 December 9, 2008