protestify

A word I made up. Means to talk about stuff that you hate as if you like it.

Jim likes to protestify.

by J4(0b 7h3 m4n June 22, 2008

procasterbating

When you wanna have a wank but you're to lazy too

Dude 1: F**K man, while jogging, I saw this hot chick running in front of me and I got so horny

Dude 2: So what did you do?

Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating

by Ragga man October 16, 2010

Sensory processing disorder

Also known as being soft or picky. In times of extreme hunger or famine those with sensory processing disorder often disappear. This can be seen in cases such as the Irish Potato Famine or with poor children in Africa.

I don’t eat calamari unless it’s fried because I have a sensory processing disorder.

by Gg5863 January 28, 2020

processising

The act of defining and documenting a process.

The business analyst was tasked with the job of processising the various steps required to deliver the product.

by Greg Theron December 9, 2008

Process Analysis Essay

An essay existing solely to torture students. A process analysis essay is an essay from Hell that sucks away the souls of its victims. The only possible outcome of writing a process analysis essay is death.

Tom's teacher told the class to write a process analysis essay. Tom killed himself.

by Sofer November 1, 2010

Protestival

An ironic protest against various nebulous and nefarious entities, most often "The Government" or "Wall Street" or "The Man". To be a true Protestival Occupant an iPhone and latte from Starbucks are intergral to the success of such a venture.

After making a withdrawal from his trust fund to purchase the new iPhone, Dan decided to head to Wall Street to partake in the current Protestival.

by xXSuperJudeXx October 11, 2011

Protestourist

Person who visits protest sites to bask in the blazing atmosphere of the demonstration, but does so only for academic interest and/or on the recommendation of friends. As a rule, does not shout slogans, but takes a soon-to-be-display-picture.

Alice: Down with Wall Street!!
Bob: Woah! What happened to you suddenly? B-school not treating you well?
Alice: No, i just visited Zuccotti Park.

Bob to Charlie: Alice is another protestourist.

by Anonymously Pseudonymus November 30, 2011