Procrasturbation

Procrastinating by masturbating, that's when you have to do something and you just start jacking off instead.

'' Stop procrasturbating everytime and start thinking of getting your shit done, dude.''
'' Procrasturbation is my hobby ''

by anonymous November 12, 2014

procrastubate

putting off work to masturbate

Instead of doing his homework last night, Bobby procrastubated.

by nick pappagiorgio February 15, 2015

proccy

A bæ af girl who slays so hard and is a total midget. Her hair is always goals and she is really cute

Her hair is so great!
Of course it is, she's a Proccy!

by Michael Bermuda February 27, 2017

procrastermemeing

Procrastinating by looking at memes.

I didn't finish my essay until one in the morning. I spent the whole afternoon procrastermemeing.

by John Patrickson December 5, 2016

Procassionate

Procrastinating over something important, but doing something you love.

Why's Larry watching porn? He's got an exam tomorrow.
He's being procassionate.
WTF?
You know he cares about the well being of porn stars.

by FallenV May 24, 2018

procyon

Sent from my iPhone

On Mar 11, 2019, at 6:55 AM, Debbie Carnick <[e-mail]> wrote:

It’s a star. In fact, two stars that revolve each other! The star’s major claim to fame is this tiny companion, Procyon B, one of three classic white dwarfs. Someday, Procyon A will join it as a white dwarf itself.

It’s the eighth-brightest “star” in the night sky and the brightest object in the constellation of Canis Minor.

It can catch your eye, and then you always see it. Why?

Procyon, there you always are, catching my eye in the winter sky. Why?

by DeborahDelMar March 11, 2019

Procrastification

n. The act of creating a justification for procrastinating

Bob's saying that it's really important to iron his underpants right now, but I think it's just a procrastification to put off writing that report

by fabulogue August 5, 2019