Private ryan

When three or more of your buddies each take a grenade to clear a path for you to get laid.

Epicly impossible. No man gets left behind. Bro level 1000. You tell your grandkids this story when they ask you why you always pour four shots even you drink alone.

We did a Private Ryan for your ass. You owe me.

by Muffmizer December 3, 2017

private browser

The private browser is for people to search stuff without getting grounded, its also useful for searching shrexs and not getting busted at the next minute/day.

mom: sweetheart i am going shopping see in a minute
boy: ok mom bye
also boy: *opens private browser while searching for unholy things*

by a mexican kid that eats tacos June 10, 2020

Private Pyle

Someone who is pushed into insanity by emotional/physical abuse.

An old friend of mine sort of ended up like Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket...he went insane, but instead of shooting himself, we were able to put him into an asylum.

by Esna Slersad November 30, 2020

Public Privacy

1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.

2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.

1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she want lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"

2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! This is an invasion of public privacy!

Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"

by Bnacov March 28, 2008

asshole privileges

The right to sarcastic, mean, and/or rude comments every once in a while. Everyone has them but you cant abuse them

Person 1: "Wow, you fucked that up. You're so stupid!"
Person 2: "Dude, don't abuse your asshole privileges."
Person 1: "Yeah you're right, I have been kind of mean today. Sorry."

by zo101 December 7, 2012

oldest privilege

The right of the oldest child to make their own rules in which the younger siblings must follow

Ex: I have oldest privilege so I do not have to ask to use the toothpaste.

by Coastiewife May 7, 2017

barretts privateers

A great song by Stan Rogers (May he rest in peace)
A (fictional) story song about a man aboard a scrawny boat called Antelope, in the year 1776, the height of the American Revolution. They were hunting the seas for American Gold
She was attacked by Americans near Montego Bay, Jamaica.
She was ultimately sunk.

The antagonist of the song finally made it back to his homeport of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Six years after the Antelope was sunk.

It's also a great drinking song.

Person 1: 'Man, we should start singing Barretts Privateers!'
Person 2: 'Sure!'

God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-DRINK MORE BEERS! (Originally Shed No Tears)
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

by IsThisHandleTaken? June 12, 2017