Prison Style Noodles

When you are tired of eating the regular flavored Ramen noodles, you get creative and throw in random food items to spice up the flavor, just as those who are in prison would eat them.

Man, these Ramen noodles are tasting pretty bland, I think I need to throw in some chips and tobasco sauce...you know, make those prison style noodles.

by hayren July 11, 2010

Prison bottom surprise

The act of soiling oneself while in prison to avoid becoming a cellmates sexual toy.

John went to jail, but he managed not to get raped by giving them the old prison bottom surprise.

by CookiePanda September 1, 2010

Prison

A great place if you want a long vacations from home and good people. All you have to do is commit a good crime and get caught.

Why do I have to go to prison for stealing? Baseball players do that all the time and they don't get in trouble!

Don't be such a idiot!

by imaguythatknowswhatwordsmean March 2, 2015

prison shocker

Same hand formation as the shocker, with middle and index fingers extended along with the pinkY. the ass is filled with pinky and the taint is rubbed in a pressure laiden fashion, milking the prostate.

She was blowing a dude and rocked the prison shocker. She said he came like a rocket.

Wayne P. loves the Prison Shocker from TK.

by Big JB November 28, 2006

prison joint

A quickly rolled joint that has to be kept a hidden while rolled. These joints are usually poorly rolled and are somewhat loose and mis-shaped.

We were in the park with people around us, so we quickly rolled a prison joint.

by Taylor384 June 19, 2008

pound me in the ass prison

in reference to "Office Space" meaning hard jail time, which means there is a good chance of getting raped by someone named bubba.

Ned: How much trouble could I get into for lifting this douche bags wallet?

Frankie : Yea i'm pretty sure that comes with a pound me in the ass prison sentence.

by Doggtown31LCC December 28, 2011

lesbian prison rape

not unheard of in prisons, dildos are smuggled in inside prisoners' pussys. the lesbian prison rape is carried out by causing the "victim" to drop their soap in the showers and, when they bend over to pick it up, ramming them up the ass with a dildo.

aargh beii that way some rich shit nigga lesbian prison rape fuck going doooooooooooown

tell me bout it mush, that bitch's ass got fucked up!

true, true

by buswanka November 21, 2010