five-percenter

A person comprised of 5% Sloth DNA to complement their 95% Human counterpart. You are left with people perfect for the job of toll collector and security guard, to name a few

Dear God, Horatio! I do believe that is an extraterrestrial space craft!
Sorry, Sir, I'm a five percenter. The toll is 50 cents

by KirbyAtor November 22, 2003

pretentious fucks

What you say when what your doing is very difficult or if you just keep sucking at it.

These guys are playing tennis at night with there friends.
Grant hits good shot to Erik's backhand and he misses.

Erik: "This game is for PRETENTIOUS FUCKS!"

by Gloukmas12 September 1, 2011

110 percent

to try extreamly hard or over the top to make someone have excreatating pain and to suffer a gaint loss because of how hard you are trying.

burnt hills lax trys 110 percent but still sucks

by creasemoney coach gal October 22, 2012

5 percenters

A religion that was started in the Bronx, New York, which many rappers belong to. Its teachings require members of this religion to kill 'white devils' (preferably seven of them) because they are evil and subhuman.

I don't give a shit what those ignorant 5 percenters do as long as they're not killing anybody.

by Angelacia July 12, 2007

1 percenter

A club of about 1 percent of the male population, whom of which will actually eat a bleeding pussy.

See that dude over there? He's a 1 percenter!

by NwYkMk July 12, 2006

canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

by nick greca March 26, 2009

Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004