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Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex
Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
Salty potato by iliketrashytv March 19, 2012

Meat and Potatoes 

The defining characteristic of an event, i.e. the best thing about it or the most important thing about.
Here we go thats the meat and potatoes off of that album, or this games the meat and potatoes!
Meat and Potatoes by Ruairi April 14, 2006
1. n. - The act of being a potato.
2. adj. - Being similar to a potato
1. Potatoes will potate underneath the sun.

2. John just sat there being potate, watching television all day.
Potate by elofan January 22, 2011

beans greens potatoes tomatoes

A sentence about what your grandmother is going to make for thanksgiving
Grandma whatcha making for thanksgiving

I got beans greens potatoes tomatoes lamb rams hog dog chicken turkey YOU NAMMMMEEE ITTT

potato america 

An act of Ejaculating into a cooked potato then sensually shoving it down your partners throat until the turn purple and pass out. After this process is done wait until the partner is conscious and eat the potato with them while listening to the star spangeled banner.
potato america by Patato America January 28, 2015

Potatoism 

The belief of self ruling and or being your own god
Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism
Potatoism by Flyingspegett August 11, 2017