port-a-fort

A port-a-fort is a poggers epic metal tower that can be carried with you in frotinet. When you throw down the port-a-fort a long sexy metal tower will be placed down and you can go inside and go on bouncy tires to have epic roof sex and kill ugly curry munchers

Me: I just killed some cunt in my port-a-fort

Friend: Wow he must have been an ugly skank whore cunt dick sucker

by Slammel May 21, 2022

Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.

You're such a doodle port

by XaeroRamirez August 28, 2011

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

Port-folded

( noun/adjective) A state of exhaustion that is achieved by obsessively working on your portfolio site.

After tweaking the formatting of my website for the 12 hours straight, I am port-folded.

I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!

by ungrammed April 13, 2022

Arran Port

FN GRINDER LIKES SMALL SCHOOL GIRLS

oh ya cunt its arran port run he might touch u

by PANSSSS December 9, 2021

Port D'or

A small island populated entirely by questionable people. Port D'or doesn't ask too many questions, a haven for criminals and undesirables of all kind

1) Yo, where you off to this weekend again?
2) Port D'or!
1) Sick, I hear you can get up to all sorts there, I might go soon too

by ChamJops September 5, 2021

Port o' Jawn

Port o' Jawn is just another word for
Potty queen,
Potty King,
Port o' potty & porttipotties.

Port o' kabin

and so on.
Port o' jawn is used by people mainly from Philadelphia.
Hence the word jawn
(:

I have to go take a dump in that port o' jawn.
Yo' there anymore port o' jawn's left?
Any port o' jawns 'round here?

by Kieferx3 January 16, 2010