pork gelly

losing your soul to gelly fat glob boy

Make sure to stay safe from pork gelly, he will eat you with icing.

by the compound bow June 7, 2023

pork rocket

When you snort like a pig during climax.

Guy 1) Bro this girl is a pork rocket...
Guy 2) huh?
Guy 1) yeah she snorts like a pig during climax.

by Dirtybird March 1, 2017

New pork

Whenever around mixed company and wanting to talk about human meat used the code word new pork

How does this sound over a bed of garlic mashed potatoes a braised roulade of new pork stuffed with locally grown spinach and a mushroom duxelle topped with a port wine demi-glace garnished with Bing cherry

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

Pulling pork

Sticking your fingers in a man's ass while tugging on the ball sack with the same hand

Marty was pulling pork when his wife walked in

by Piplover September 4, 2016

Pork Fishing

Casting your line out, hoping to catch some fresh dick.

Three hours of pork fishing on grindr last night and I still didn't manage to catch a big one.

by buyalex March 30, 2015

Pork Shoulder

A sexual act wherein one partner, after application of copious amounts of lubrication to their armpit/s, keeps their arm to their side while a male partner porks their armpit. This act, while typically performed from backside, can be exectued as a front side maneuver and the resulting explosion may be relieved in the Porker's face.

Louk; I made a pork shoulder last night.
Tanr; Was it saucy?

by Zuppamon January 25, 2019

Pork Tactics

Term coined by Ryotaro (second name unknown) on the Abroad in Japan channel on the video "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" used to define a certain way of approaching a plate of pork cutlets the main part of the tactic is leaving the fattiest end of the pork cutlet last

Friend 1: "Hey did you hear about pork tactics?"
Friend 2:"No what is it?"
Friend 1:"Its a way of eating pork cutlets"
Friend 2: "Very cool everyvody should do that"

by ape_small March 1, 2021