poncho-man

A person who never does what they say they will do and always has a crazy excuse.

I didn't make it to the pub because my dog pissed in my kitchen and caused a toxic reaction with the lino and I had to get the fire brigade in to rescue the dog from the tree where the resulting explosion had blown it. Its really what happened I'm not really poncho-man.

by poncho-man January 2, 2009

pooche

A moustache belonging to a person from pakistan

i said to my brother you need to shave your pooche.

by sascha bismarck March 28, 2009

penche

Spanish for tight, stingy, cheap.

He wouldn't even give me a pinner out of his bag, penche dick!

by Lorrie January 3, 2006

porchegese breakfeast

Well it's when you make an omelet in a womens vag..you take
the eggs and the beater and you place the eggs in the woman and gently beat the eggs gently inside of her.slap her in the ass with the spatula if you want(always a bonus!)Now there ready to be cooked. Have her stand up let the egg drip out of her in to a hot skillett. and there you go breakfeast for too.
Just dont cook bacon naked!!!

Last night i fucked lindsey and this morning she wanted a porchegese breakfeast and she was delicous!!

by Sickness of the Nickness July 9, 2007

pinche legume

The act of female masturbation. In referance to flicking the bean. To play with the clit.

Jen was up late by herself pinche legume.

by Pj Severson October 11, 2007

Poncho Nigger

A Mexican Person.

Im tired of all these poncho niggers gettin into my country, they oughta toughen up the borders.

by RyanQuinnDan April 30, 2011

Ponce

A ponce, is a male figure who lives off the earnings of a female figure. For example, the term originally means "a man who lives off of his prostitute's earnings." This term can be applied more normally to a man who doesn't have enough money to pay for himself, and then uses a female's money to help him get by.

You're such a ponce, dude.
There's some real poncely behavior going on here.
I'm going to need to be a ponce today.

by Poncely November 25, 2007