barber pole shit 

A unique candy cane striped turd.Can be achieved by strictly following prescribed procedure. Day one-drink at least one quart of Welches Grape Juice which turns the poop green. Day2-take 4 tablespoonful of Pepto-Bismol which turns the poop black.Three hours after the Pepto roll down a bid hill so the pepto will swirl around in your bowels.On day three you should deliver a green turd with black candy cane stripes.

I just had a bizzaro barber pole shit.

barber pole shit by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011

hole to pole ratio 

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.

Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.

hole to pole ratio by ianzo6 May 28, 2006

Backwards pole vaulter 

A homosexual

"Look at that backwards pole vaulter over there"
"fuck Ian"

Backwards pole vaulter by Jonypotsmoker August 10, 2008

Brodem Pole 

A tower of dudes stacked on top of each others shoulders for comedic effect. Big, strong dudes on the bottom going upwards with smaller guys. Capture with a Brotograph at the final moment.

Bro 1: And this is a picture of our world record Brodem Pole

Bro 2: The guy on the bottoms legs look weak.

Bro 1: Nah, he channelled bromance to keep everyone up

Brodem Pole by dminns August 25, 2009

glory pole 

Well kempt male genitals or pretty penis!

He was well shaved and clean, a real glory pole"

glory pole by bad boy baz! August 16, 2010

twat pole 

A pole dancers pole

"man i love it when the strippers get up on the twat pole"

twat pole by grunter1989 December 11, 2011

Tetherball pole 

When a male has nuts so big they swing around the shaft of the penis.

Hey Lisa, wanna see my tetherball pole go all the way around?

Tetherball pole by Staycreative. April 17, 2017