Butt Pirate

A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".

Silly Willy was an angry butt pirate when he couldn't plunder the booty.

by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017

Cooler Pirate

noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.

(inside party is a fridge pillager)

"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"

by J_Hawk08 December 9, 2007

Spicy Pirate

Eating hot sauce out of a hairy asshole

Jena gave Ethan a spicy pirate. She needs some milk

by FattttttJ August 4, 2019

Pirate Water

Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.

My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.

by kiimosabe September 12, 2016

Canal Pirate

A naval man born for the seas who likes nothing more than to moor his vessel in another mans port.

"Saw Craig and john walk down the alleyway together"
"Yeah they're a pair of canal pirates Jim lad"

by Poor baby P March 5, 2017

Rusty Pirate

The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally fornicating then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.

Dick gave Jane a Rusty Pirate after she told him how much she enjoyed Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by 'lil Dan May 17, 2006

Panty Pirate

One who steals worn panties to sniff while jacking off.

I can't believe we found those panties in John's room. He is such a panty pirate.

by DJCodio November 4, 2008