Bench Press

What jocks and butch lesbians do to buff up their pecs.

Maximus spotted for Melba while she went through her bench press routine with a Chevy truck axle.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

press the flesh

What a politician does (or should be doing if s/he hopes to get elected) during the run-up to an election. It means to make contact with the voters by means of personal skin to skin contact (but hopefully non-sexual), such as shaking hands and kissing babies. In a general sense it implies getting out and getting in the face of as many different voters as possible because if they meet someone they're probably more likely to have a positive opinion of them than the candidates that they didn't meet in person.

Mr. Bush probably doesn't need to go out and press the flesh because he is running for re-election based on his first term record.

by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004

Phers

Same as the word Fierce. Also pronounced the same way.

I swear, Ty could be talking about a printer and somehow describe it as PHERS!

by BnAllen June 27, 2011

French Press

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.

Jill: Ah I'm so constipated Michelle

Michelle: Try the french press! It helps me all the time!

by captain Swagger October 13, 2011

Pesselbate

The act of attending church and having to relieve ones self whilst there.

"Man, at church, i pesselbated 8 times."

"While I was at the youth meeting, I pesselbated and drew mud in my undies."

by Jim Dole November 29, 2004

pessimistoptimist

to be in a state of mind that fluctuates with the one(s) you enjoy being around

always have somthing to say that is taken good or bad at the same time

saying to your friends "you all such mucho balls" because they pulled a prank on you but directly after laughing about it
pessimistoptimist

by justin a long August 7, 2007

pessajew

come's from the words pessimist and jew. Thought to of derived from a playground insult between friends. Insulting as it decribe's two 'bad' things; being a jew eg tight with cash and pessimist eg always down.

"Have a look at Pessajew over there, what a loser"

by Matt111293!!! October 27, 2008