The parallel universe between lunch and dismissal which seems to slow time down to a fraction of its actual speed.
4th period is like the twilight zone. By the time I got dismissed I ran all the way home in sheer terror.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
The time frame after a penis ejaculates during which the penis will remain soft because of the loss of semen that it has endured. Time length will vary by male.
The male whose penis has just ejaculated will usually want nothing to do with anything sexual until his semen level goes back to normal.
The male whose penis has just ejaculated will usually want nothing to do with anything sexual until his semen level goes back to normal.
Because he just ejaculated, he's now on his retraction period and wants nothing to do with anything sexual.
by TheOneWhoSeriouslyKnows May 20, 2009
This is a relitively new disorder where men produce to much blood and ejaculate it out of thier anus. Some may also refer to this as the bloody ass period. It is extremely painful and can occur almost every single day. Corking the butt-hole may result in a bloody eruption of the anal gland and can result it death. The best way to handle the ass period is to let it all keep on flowing and if necessary to insert tampax cardboard into the rectum. The bleeding may either ooze out our squirt like a projectile. A projectile bloody ass period has enough force to rip through even the toughest pair of jeans, so extra protection is vital.
Did you know Carlo had seven bloody ass periods this afternoon.
He left a trail of his ass period down the hallway.
OH NO! I'm getting my ass period.
He left a trail of his ass period down the hallway.
OH NO! I'm getting my ass period.
by The Butt-Bandit September 05, 2007
similar to a blue moon (two full moons in the same calendar month), two menstruation periods in the same calendar month.
by aquadump October 05, 2009
The comfy, loose, beltless, and usually soft pants a woman saves for her "time of the month."
Usually not jeans.
Usually not jeans.
by hiimbing June 08, 2010
"He was a period guy, it was awesome I wanted to get laid so bad and he didn't care that I was bleeding"
by sexylexyy September 01, 2009
A fake girlfriend/boyfriend someone gets after a big break up, the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is usually used for selfish reasons like sex. the fake girlfriend/boyfriend is discarded as soon as the person finds someone they actually like
Nano: Ed heard you got a new girlfriend, so you got rid of the morning period.
Ed: yup
Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period
Ed: yup
Carl: hey guys so i got rid of the morning period
by BuJebus March 16, 2011