penis

P.E.N.I.S. Paternal Egg Nourishing Insertion System

The homosapien male fertilizes a female's egg using a PENIS as a means of giving the fallopian tube swim team a head start.

by fiberoptimist January 26, 2008

Peni

1. More than one penis.

2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".

1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.

2. Rick: haha the Giants lost

Bob: suck my peni

Rick: wait you have more than one?

Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.

by Tikibarberfan March 2, 2010

peni

an assortment of penises

Help, this jungle of peni is attacking me.

by Kyle and Kevin (e-mail us @kyleandkevin.com March 27, 2003

penis

otherwise known as the male brain

Can't solve a problem? USE YOUR PENIS!

by lolz4lyfe December 6, 2006

penis

Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill

My friend Garrett lacks a penis.

by Bob Dole September 9, 2003

penis

The penis is the male reproduction organ and the reason I believe there is a God. The penis is a remarkable peice of workmanship. Completely thought out - for example, look at the head..it is shaped for easy entry, soft to cushion the blow - it even has a "seam" on the underside to avoid suction. Perfect.

"I simply could not live without a penis..oops,I mean a man"

by v-rae October 6, 2006

penis

a soldier's "big gun" that shoots a white bullet into the mothership's black hole.

Jamal was squeemish to hear that his penis had won the war.

by Sir-sex-a-lot December 13, 2003