Putinsexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to Vladimir Putin. Actually it's just Putin's name transformed into a sexuality to justify war crimes and support the Russian invasion.

I came out as Putinsexual.

by SniperGun July 29, 2022

Puting

When one lays in bed and plays on phone or masterbates instead of roaring pool and drinking liquor.

Hey where’s Luke?

He’s at home Puting tonight.

by Chicken sandwich 67 August 7, 2022

Putinized

It is where you get nuked by bombs and nuclear weapons and kissing your bottom good bye

Person A: "I'm so hungover I feel like I've been putinized"
Person B: "Sorry to hear that"

by Anonymous putinizer August 18, 2022

Putin

A piece of shit or the act of excreting a piece of shit.

I had some bad seafood and dropped a massive Putin.

by Subdaimon September 1, 2022

putitude

the attitude you have when you are in puberty

Don't show me that putitude!

by :usernotfound: September 15, 2022

Putitpassedsomebody

The action committed is within and away from the person regarding ability,location,age and lack there of

I wouldn't putitpassedsomebody,someone on this team to turn out to be a female Selkie like Clair or Ada.

by I don't speak African September 24, 2022

Putin

Vladimir Putin- struck with peyronie's disease as a small child, he grew into a piece of shit kbg thug and literally stole billions from the Russian people. A chicken shit bully who uses the same cold war threat of nuclear weapons as his worthless military dies on the battlefield. Not only is Putin incompetent at every level of life, he helped his only ally on earth, trump, to win the 2016 election. Now, Putin has invaded Ukraine after given the green light by trump, and can't even get his fucking failure of a military to anything other than die, quit, abandon all hardware, and run back to the Russian border. Putin's little ego has been crushed so he continues to threaten Ukraine with nukes. This could possibly ignite a nuclear exchange with NATO, you know (the organization that trump, a sniveling, spoiled, entitled, dotard) wanted to withdraw from lol Putin has fucked Russia to the point of collapse as many Russians are beginning to realize. Putin can't even get laid because of his condition so he jerks his crooked prick to Melania pics, trumps cyborg fuck bag. In the end, Putin will face a lonely, sad end to his shit bag life. The end.

Why does Putin's military only target civilians?

Because they aren't successful Putin it to the war fighters of Ukraine!

by Asymmetric shits for trump September 30, 2022