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Cookie Purse

The lower fupa (upper front pussy) of a girls stomach from giving birth to humans…. or alcohol.
Hey John…. Did you see that Cookie Purse on Jackie? It’s been a while since I’ve seen her. 😬
by Cahlheim September 8, 2021
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PURSE SNATCHER

Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.

Your implication is nobody
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021
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PURSE SNATCHER

Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.

Your implication is nobody can FUCK YOU but I have to go around giving any kind of RIMJOBS.

The culprit shows their face.

JIG IS UP

Someone who ruined a horse race.
OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.

Hey, that PURSE SNATCHER is making me PLEASE YOUR RECTUM SHIT EATING because I can never get MY ASSH0LE back it is too much of a LIABILITY.

Wait the damn. TRAFFIC LIGHT is RED and can't cross and I SEE MY ASSHOLE but the PURSE SNATCHER is showing THE ASSHOLE raising both his hands real high in the air and moving them them up and down hip hip hooray style as at first I follow BOTH ASSHOLES but HIS ASSHOLE is moving too FAST where in the future the PURSE SNATCHER predicts somebody's ASSHOLE is going to be READ.

If you have YOUR ASSHOLE STOLEN. the PURSE SNATCHER does not know one thing as to predict if you can steal the quality of the ASSHOLE SMELL as you think that disappeared in that JIG SAW puzzle and that is why both THE ASSHOLES had his hands SKY HIGH.

Hey you can't bet on this horse race with that PURSE SNATCHER around to ruin POST TIME.
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PURSE BUGGER

It is an actual PURSE that has an incentive to stay in touch.

A PUSSY that never let's go.

JIGSAW/URBAN DICKIONARYURBAN CUNTIONARY
Look when you took the PURSE BUGGER it was so ready for you to get attached.

Hey more than possessive SUE is downright a PURSE BUGGER once you penetrate it is all over for you as they will say , " I gave you love of all I had to give , why did you have to stop!!!!

Downright goal of JIG SAW is to stretch out extremism and morality as far as it can go but still maintain human decency as the PURSE BUGGER URBAN DICKTIONARY and URBAN CUNTIONARY as AARON and company are going to push the envelope much further with guaranteed.greater society will not accept.
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PURSE MODEL

This is amazing as THE MAN , and THE SUPPORT as they recommend , TAKE THE EVENT of any where the LACK happened.
Hey I took out of FULL RESPECT and I am doing it now all the definitions of LACKING the PURSE MODEL is those PURSE DEFINITIONS which incredulously speaking THE URBAN DICTIONARY has become nothing short of an ORACLE OF SAN FRANCISCO where you can do anything with it.
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PURSE.

When YOUR ASSHOLE taken from you and the ultimate solution lies in the PURSE MODEL.
Hey ANAL ALAN they can't see your ASSHOLE yet but when we get the PURSE. you will have an ASSHOLE again, " oh excellent is I hope you pick out one for this admitted PEDOPHILE PUSHER , oh we at the URBAN DID, " what would that be " ya gang" , well that be no DICK, no NUTS , no SCROTUM , and no PROSTATE as save the best for last , as you would have a real nice ASSHOLE , and not only that you would feel SOCIAL SECURITY from this PURSE treatment is over as we give you that VAGINA but to you , "IT'S A FUCKING CUNT", once again , "ASSHOLE FACE'.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021
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PURSE SNATCHER

Removal of the PROSTATE GLANDS in a MALE.
Well, the PURSE SNATCHER made sure you get another ASSHOLE as the last stage of CASTRATION is bringing back YOUR ASSHOLE.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021
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