Poofsh

(pronounced: Pooh-fh-shh)

A word to express a great confusion, or an insult.

Derived from either poopshit / douche

What the poofsh?,
Shut up you poofsh.,
Where the poofsh are my keys?,
Quit bein a poofsh,

by Logan Pageiddle February 4, 2009

coochie poof

a gargation bush that is going everywhere

Did you see that coochie poof on David's mom?

by Gr4nt November 27, 2007

Dukey Poof

Another term for "fart". Usually early signs of an impending poop.

"Dude, what the hell is that smell?"

"Oh man I'm sorry. Ever since grandma's chili last night I've had the Dukey Poofs!"

by sniffy jimpkins June 24, 2009

proofing

1. A long, often tiring process with repeated actions and many steps until you eventually reach the finish.
2. Whacking off

"Man, I was proofing all during geometry class, and now I can hardly think straight."

by Schlang (inspired by KenCon) November 16, 2006

twat poof

a vagina fart. usually after sex.

"What was that noise?"
"Oh, sorry, just a twat poof."

by feefee April 4, 2005

phantom-poof

Cusping your hand over your butt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person's face, preferably in the direction of their nose.

After letting out some gas, Jim phantom-poofed into Jon's face.

by Dan Haber December 3, 2005

poof

something that is blown up, or enlarged.

something a magician does

"her dress is poofy"
"thats a bit poofed up"
"poof and it appeared"

by phiney May 19, 2007