Pork and Beans

A term to describe a Happy Shopper, or Betty Both. One who bowls from both the Pavillion and the members' end. Half rice, Half Chips.

'Birthdays:David Bowie, formerly Pork and Beans, now just beans, singer, 56 today' ('The Times' Jan 8th, 2003)

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Pork Meat

tight, rosey faced, thick necked men that are wide in stature and large in the chest and shoulder area. this does not make them fat however, think more like "scandinavian wrestler"types. they have shiney skin pulled tight with a pork like quality. these men usually have larger heads with chubby cheeks. pork meat will usually be fair but some darker skin versions are seen rairly.

so i went on that blind date you set me up and dude when i got there the guy was total Pork Meat

by lily addams January 6, 2011

pork trough

the act of 2 fat bitches (women resembling swamp donkeys) 69ing the hell out of each other.

guy1: jim got in the middle of a particualy nasty pork trough last night.

guy2: r.i.p. jim...

by ihatefatbitches January 25, 2011

Pork Fuck

A person who is generally a dickhead, but a more extreme insult.
Especially effective if they're fat.

Duuuuuude, Jake Gylenhall is SUCH a pork fuck!

by T-Phalange April 12, 2011

pork mood

When youre in a horrible mood and hating on everything around you.

When muj ate pork on his birthday, he immediately went into pork mood and hated on everything esp. his flatmate

by Mental7272 February 26, 2015

Pork Cup

Stimulating your ballsac with suction acupunctural therapy

Jack got blue balled too hard, so he had to get a pork cup to relieve himself

by Cr67 September 19, 2017

pork the core

South African for "Park the car".

Johan: Look there's the gorden morket. Can you pork the core?
Hansie: Yah, but eats getting dork and it might be hord to find a core pork.

by Geez whack December 4, 2021