Roman Pony

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female from behind while she is vomiting, to take advantage of vaginal contractions.

"Shelia had food poisoning last night, so I totally rode the Roman Pony!"

by The Roman Pony March 20, 2010

Giraponese Pony

A half giraffe, half pony who is also japanese.

HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS HUNG LIKE A GIRAPONESE PONY!

by KULISAUFDEMTISCHE December 2, 2010

Chrome Pony

When a gay cowboy sits on the trailer hitch of his Dodge dually during felatio.

We caught LeRon giving Cletus a Chrome Pony after the rodeo.

by Gnomesnatch September 23, 2016

Riding the Pony Express

The stage when you masturbate, so that you are at the highest peek of satisfaction, you move your pelvis in a back-and-forth like you are riding a horse.

Last night, I was riding the pony express. It felt so good. Until, that is, my friend barged in on me and forced me to dismount.

by Your Mother's Girlfriend July 22, 2009

trick ass pony

a) a pony that can perform more than a single trick

b) someone who excels in more than one way

Kyle: wow you are a trick ass pony

Doug: Thank you, I'm glad i can beat you in so many ways.

by kyle from colorado December 3, 2010

bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.

I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

Neopolitan Pony Ride

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.

After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009