asmr police

they talk like asmr

asmr police are good police

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021

Hemorrhoid Police

An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.

Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...

Peter - What'd ya do?

Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...

by bullharbour November 10, 2012

Police Cop

An exclusive ranking police role only given to those registered as a police officer.

Michael: better slow down, there's a police cop over there

Me: what the actual?

by JohnSmithTheManofWomens December 11, 2018

VA POLICE

A police officer that could not make it in the civilian world. A police officer that has integrity issues. A police officer that doesn’t care about veterans just their ego!

Look there’s a VA Police Officer.

by Willciglio November 8, 2018

sea police

Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas

Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police

by Unclegripper June 12, 2018

sneeze police

a person who usually says "bless you" after hearing someone sneeze. no matter how far away they are, they will tend to shout it, and are usually ignored in the process ):

person: *achoo*

sneeze police: bless you!!
everyone: ...

by g8rgoesgr8r February 9, 2019

police hotdog

A sausage that's significantly larger than a standard sized hotdog, e.g. a kielbasa.

My dad makes the best police hotdogs and pierogies.

by kiwiflapjack February 28, 2023