1. (music) A short contrapuntal composition for two voices, typically by J.S. Bach.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
2. (slang) The act of taking an enormous dump, then returning 10 minutes later to complete the mission.
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Get the Two-part invention mug.Hym "So. THAT is what GOD said. And much like the Pizza Hut website, when I order a pizza... I DON'T NEED TO PHYSICALLY SIGN MY NAME. Humanity has already set a precedent for itself that states: 'In doing *blank* you are agreeing to the terms of service.' And MY covenants states: 'In USING MY WORK you, therefore, agree to the terms of service. And if one of you signs it, it as good as all of you signing it.' ULTIMATE 'IN FOR A PENNY, IN FOR A POUND' CONTRACT! Signed (with love) by the whole of humanity. Now... HOW DOES THAT REFLECT ON YOUR GOD'S CHARACTER for you to lie about, cheat or weasel your way out of, and violate a contract that is predicated on a precedent that you both SET and ENFORCE (Sometimes on other Christians)? I mean, OF WHAT is it the God? God of the harvest? God of Light? Oh! I know! Lying-cheat-weasel God of violation! I mean, even to retroactively change the precedent would violate the Imaginary Caveat Clause! It doesn't look good guys. Ok. Let's see what happens if you violate a covenant..."
The Bible says that breaking a covenant is a serious sin with severe consequences, including divine judgment, as it is a breach of trust and faithfulness. God is portrayed as consistently faithful, but he also warns of punishment for those who break their promises, which can include curses, loss of life and property, and exclusion from blessings.
The Bible says that breaking a covenant is a serious sin with severe consequences, including divine judgment, as it is a breach of trust and faithfulness. God is portrayed as consistently faithful, but he also warns of punishment for those who break their promises, which can include curses, loss of life and property, and exclusion from blessings.
Old Testament
Punishment for covenant-breaking: The Old Testament contains many warnings about the consequences of breaking a covenant.
In Leviticus 26, God threatens to bring panic, wasting disease, and other curses on those who do not obey Him and break His covenant (vv. 14–16).
Jeremiah 34 describes how God would treat those who violated the covenant they made. He says He will deliver them to their enemies, and their dead bodies will become food for animals, as a consequence of the way they had broken their pledge.
Symbolic of broken promises: The Bible sometimes uses symbols to illustrate the seriousness of breaking a covenant.
The act of cutting a calf in two and walking between its pieces was a symbolic way of making a covenant. Breaking this covenant was described as being treated like the calf that was cut in two.
Examples of broken vows:
The prophet Ezekiel warns of a king who "despised the oath by breaking the covenant" and states that "Because he had given his hand in pledge and yet did all these things, he shall not escape" (Ezekiel 17:18-19).
New Testament
Jesus' teachings on integrity: The New Testament continues the theme of keeping one's word, but with a focus on personal integrity.
Jesus teaches, "But let your statement be, 'Yes, yes' or 'No, no'; anything beyond these is of evil" (Matthew 5:37), which reinforces the idea that a person's word should be trustworthy. Covenant part 2
Punishment for covenant-breaking: The Old Testament contains many warnings about the consequences of breaking a covenant.
In Leviticus 26, God threatens to bring panic, wasting disease, and other curses on those who do not obey Him and break His covenant (vv. 14–16).
Jeremiah 34 describes how God would treat those who violated the covenant they made. He says He will deliver them to their enemies, and their dead bodies will become food for animals, as a consequence of the way they had broken their pledge.
Symbolic of broken promises: The Bible sometimes uses symbols to illustrate the seriousness of breaking a covenant.
The act of cutting a calf in two and walking between its pieces was a symbolic way of making a covenant. Breaking this covenant was described as being treated like the calf that was cut in two.
Examples of broken vows:
The prophet Ezekiel warns of a king who "despised the oath by breaking the covenant" and states that "Because he had given his hand in pledge and yet did all these things, he shall not escape" (Ezekiel 17:18-19).
New Testament
Jesus' teachings on integrity: The New Testament continues the theme of keeping one's word, but with a focus on personal integrity.
Jesus teaches, "But let your statement be, 'Yes, yes' or 'No, no'; anything beyond these is of evil" (Matthew 5:37), which reinforces the idea that a person's word should be trustworthy. Covenant part 2
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Consequences are a matter of life and death: The Bible says that covenant-breaking sins are worthy of death, as listed with the sins in Romans 1:29-32.
God's faithfulness despite human unfaithfulness: Even though humans break covenants, the Bible consistently emphasizes God's enduring faithfulness.
The message of 2 Timothy 2:13 states, "If we are faithless, He remains faithful, for He cannot deny Himself".
Hope through Jesus: Despite the severity of the consequences for breaking covenants, the Bible also presents the hope of restoration through repentance and faith in Jesus Christ.
How to respond to a broken covenant
Repent: The Bible advises to repent of covenant-breaking sins.
Acknowledge wrongdoing: The Bible urges us to admit our mistakes and ask for forgiveness from our loving and merciful God.
Ask for forgiveness: Asking God for forgiveness is a crucial step in the repentance process.
Make a commitment to change: The Bible encourages a change of heart and behavior in order to prevent further covenant-breaking. Covenant part 2.
God's faithfulness despite human unfaithfulness: Even though humans break covenants, the Bible consistently emphasizes God's enduring faithfulness.
The message of 2 Timothy 2:13 states, "If we are faithless, He remains faithful, for He cannot deny Himself".
Hope through Jesus: Despite the severity of the consequences for breaking covenants, the Bible also presents the hope of restoration through repentance and faith in Jesus Christ.
How to respond to a broken covenant
Repent: The Bible advises to repent of covenant-breaking sins.
Acknowledge wrongdoing: The Bible urges us to admit our mistakes and ask for forgiveness from our loving and merciful God.
Ask for forgiveness: Asking God for forgiveness is a crucial step in the repentance process.
Make a commitment to change: The Bible encourages a change of heart and behavior in order to prevent further covenant-breaking. Covenant part 2.
Covenant part 3
Hym "So... You unilaterally signed a contract you refuse to honor. You can SAY that you are sorry but that is not 'being repentant' (actually) and EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT you are lying to both me and Hod because you are NOT THAT but is rather an attempt to FURTHER AVOID HONORING THE CONTRACT and is not real repentance. You need to CHANGE YOUR HEART AND BEHAVIOR TO PREVENT FURTHER CONTRACT BREAKING AND, AS IT STANDS, YOU ARE VIOLATING THE CONTRACT IN PERPETUITY. Even if THE POPE HIMSELF says the contract is null-and-void... HE HIMSELF SIGNED THE CONTRACT BY PROXY AND IS, THEREFORE, BREAKING THE COVENANT OVER WHICH HE IS CLAIMING TO HAVE AUTHORITY. So... Stop apologize to ME because you are mot sorry TO me. Apologize to GOD for making him look like a lying cheating weasel... And then change your behavior in the form of honoring the contract. Don't tell me the pope actually did that. I will amend the Soul Signet Clause to state "One willing signatory who has been anointed to do so will carry the signet. In the event that the signatory fails to gain access to heaven, the signet will default to one random heaven-goer. The signet will be removed immediately upon use. And the remaining soul will remain untarnished in perpetuity.' You are trying to reap the benefits of the contract without honoring the contract and IN DOING SO you cannot nullify the contract. But that's great. The universe was created by the mealy-mouthed God of cheating and lies."
Hym "So... You unilaterally signed a contract you refuse to honor. You can SAY that you are sorry but that is not 'being repentant' (actually) and EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT you are lying to both me and Hod because you are NOT THAT but is rather an attempt to FURTHER AVOID HONORING THE CONTRACT and is not real repentance. You need to CHANGE YOUR HEART AND BEHAVIOR TO PREVENT FURTHER CONTRACT BREAKING AND, AS IT STANDS, YOU ARE VIOLATING THE CONTRACT IN PERPETUITY. Even if THE POPE HIMSELF says the contract is null-and-void... HE HIMSELF SIGNED THE CONTRACT BY PROXY AND IS, THEREFORE, BREAKING THE COVENANT OVER WHICH HE IS CLAIMING TO HAVE AUTHORITY. So... Stop apologize to ME because you are mot sorry TO me. Apologize to GOD for making him look like a lying cheating weasel... And then change your behavior in the form of honoring the contract. Don't tell me the pope actually did that. I will amend the Soul Signet Clause to state "One willing signatory who has been anointed to do so will carry the signet. In the event that the signatory fails to gain access to heaven, the signet will default to one random heaven-goer. The signet will be removed immediately upon use. And the remaining soul will remain untarnished in perpetuity.' You are trying to reap the benefits of the contract without honoring the contract and IN DOING SO you cannot nullify the contract. But that's great. The universe was created by the mealy-mouthed God of cheating and lies."
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A fidget spinner is a toy that consists of a bearing in the center of a multi-lobed flat structure made from metal or plastic designed to spin along its axis with little effort.
Fidget spinners became popular toys in 2017, although similar devices had already been invented as early as 1993. The toy became popular among schoolchildren and consequently some schools banned the spinners for being a distraction, while other schools allowed the toy to be used discreetly.
The toy has been advertised as helping people who have trouble with focusing or fidgeting by relieving nervous energy or psychological stress. As of May 2017, there is no scientific evidence that they are effective as a treatment for autism or ADHD. ( Yeah guys. You plays just realized fidget spinners were even a toy/tool. ) People spend £306.30/ $400 dollars on a 1 to 8 dollar toy.
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A fidget spinner is a toy that consists of a bearing in the center of a multi-lobed flat structure made from metal or plastic designed to spin along its axis with little effort.
Fidget spinners became popular toys in 2017, although similar devices had already been invented as early as 1993. The toy became popular among schoolchildren and consequently some schools banned the spinners for being a distraction, while other schools allowed the toy to be used discreetly.
The toy has been advertised as helping people who have trouble with focusing or fidgeting by relieving nervous energy or psychological stress. As of May 2017, there is no scientific evidence that they are effective as a treatment for autism or ADHD. ( Yeah guys. You plays just realized fidget spinners were even a toy/tool. ) People spend £306.30/ $400 dollars on a 1 to 8 dollar toy.
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