momma's spicy greens

Why the whole family is busy flushing after Sunday dinner

Hurry up in the bathroom jerk! We all had momma's spicy greens damnit

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

techno-ninja-mommas

noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues

Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas

by PDGreen March 25, 2008

Momma Leen

A woman with a giant mustache who always screams like a Karen but never asks for the manager. They are often only spotted in the wild. They tend to be very lazy and let others do all the work for them.

Wow! Look at that huge mustache and listen to her scream! That's a Momma Leen for sure!

by GiantHambone May 6, 2021

momma rocket

(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.

Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.

Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.

Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?

Passenger: No man, what was it?

Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!

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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012

mommas

a sexy girl you want to be your girl

“hey mommas, be mine”

by mommasgirl123 December 3, 2021

Diddy Momma

A freaky mother who loves to get messy in the sheets

Friend- did you hook up with her yet?
Me- yeah she’s a real diddy momma

by Turbotime219 May 1, 2025

Big Momma!

This is for when you see a big black woman or a black woman with a nice body and want something to say. You just go and shout 'Big Momma!'

Goddamn, now that is a fine black bitch. Big Momma! (Remember to make a half a second pause in between words, and to lift and put the palm of your hand next to your mouth

by sexsexsexletshavesomesexsexsex January 26, 2024