A game played at dinner parties and other events. A male puts his penis on the table and waits for someone to notice by yelling "table snake!"
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.
Whoever can go unnoticed the longest wins.
We played table snake at the Christmas party last night. Johnny won when it took 10mins for anyone to notice that his snake wasn't just a misplaced cabana.
by Professor Rosseforp March 10, 2021
Get the Table snakemug. Sluts found at pool halls. Asks you to teach her to play pool so you can bend her over the table. Constantly strokes the pool stick mimicking a bad handjob.
by Hafnerd August 16, 2019
Get the table trashmug. A form of female masterbation in which the female goes to the corner of the table and uses the edge to stimulate her vagina. The form is very often done with an image or video to make the experience more enjoyable.
Yumi: Hey Dannie! I just caught Rose having table sex to your picture!
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
Dannie: I always knew she was gay
by Davvy0839 August 1, 2022
Get the Table sexmug. The opposite of being In the Closet.
An individual who has identified themselves as homosexual in an effort to fit in, but is actually heterosexual.
A member of the non-heterosexual community who has secretly been engaging in heterosexual activities, while denying bisexual or heterosexual preferences.
An individual who has identified themselves as homosexual in an effort to fit in, but is actually heterosexual.
A member of the non-heterosexual community who has secretly been engaging in heterosexual activities, while denying bisexual or heterosexual preferences.
Steve to Eric - "I totally saw Paul making out with that girl from the bar, but he keeps denying it. Ugh, he's so Under the Table".
by floppitywop April 8, 2021
Get the Under the Tablemug. The young, usually white, girls who hang out next to the rope in a nightclub's VIP section waiting to be summoned to the table of a gentleman with bottle service. Usually identified by their H&M knock-offs of Herve Leger bandage dresses, these girls are quick to drink your liquor and leave when you run out of vodka. Their retreat is usually marked by loss of cell phone, tears, and walking away barefoot holding Steve Madden heels in their hands. The normal migration home includes vomiting in the back of an Uber or catching the very last train to Suffolk/Nassau/Westchester County or New Jersey.
John: Man, I'm glad we got a table tonight.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.
Greg: Yeah me too, the table lice are actually pretty strong here. Let's grab that group of three on the edge of the rope over there.
by The_Dabbler April 22, 2016
Get the Table Licemug. A table party involves the use of a glass table, and a minimum of two people. One person lays under the glass table, while the other person takes a shit on the glass. Table parties are one of the few shit party games, as several people can participate at once.
by sqitso March 31, 2008
Get the Table Partymug. The table surf is the act of looking for another table that is better than the one you are either sitting at or planning to sit at.
by Andrew space October 7, 2006
Get the table surfmug.