my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

by skibdi ohio May 4, 2024

Stepping on my dick

When someone hates on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stepping on my dick

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

Gristle on my dick

When gristle is applied to the genital area

Yo she put gristle on my dick

by Hdrizzle July 5, 2022

My dick

Try something longer.
.....that’s what she said......

“Type password here”
Password: my dick
“Try something longer”

by SeggySack August 12, 2021

My dick

Something your mum suck

My dick is something that your mum sucks

by …? June 7, 2022

Word to my dick

If you know… you know

“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell”

by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022