Omead

A beautiful, hella thicc boi who likes singing " Xue hao piao piao bei fung ciao " and praying to the grand master Oogway San and thinks that saying "hahahaha kristian nuget" is funny

Ah who got killed
Oh dont worry it was just Omead, the kristian boi

by TheFBIAgentwhoKilledOOgway June 22, 2020

Omegle

troll central

Omegle.com Talk to strangers!

Stranger: i hate life
You: life just giving you lemons, eh?
Stranger: Def.
You: hm. :( mebbe i could cheer you up.
Stranger: how?
You: amazingly hilarious site esp for ppl whose life has been giving them s**t.
Stranger: really? what is it?
You: lemonparty.com
Stranger: oh, i will most def check it out
You: ENJOY!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Rickroll12345 December 30, 2010

omegle

a website where you chat with complete strangers; its pretty much where I chat up brazilian chicks and bother everyone else; some people try to be funny but they say jokes I've already heard

Hi you're on Omegle!!

Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.

by The Ill3st April 13, 2009

OMEGALUL

A famous non-twitch emote that gets used a lot in twitch chats, it's a version of LUL but with a open mouth*

Typically this is used when something so funny happens its too much for just a LUL

*Forsen dies in crash bandicoot* W OMEGALUL O A H

by superguyoffa April 10, 2018

OMGgasm

when you say "omg" 5 or more times within a matter of minutes

Bill: omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

later that day

Bob: did you see Bill having an omggasm earlier?

by The_wtf December 17, 2008

Omegle

a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached... (50% of users are paedophiles).

This example actually happened to me..

Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi
You: hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/england
Stranger: 16 m ireland
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: u?
You: hmm. have you tried imagining your grandma naked?
Stranger: no
You: well try it, and stop perving on 15 year old girls.
You: go drink some guiness.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by Hotjam December 5, 2009

omegling

verb: the act of starting a conversation on omegle chat site.

Jim: Dude why weren't you on xbox last night?
Will: Sorry bro, i was omegling with this chick from malaysia

by omegler39 December 1, 2009