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Mount Olive

a mixed class group in Northern New Jersey where I'm pretty sure it's the only town with five Dunkin' Donuts in it. Aparently that's the cool place to hang out, right. Yeah .. Anyway, going to school in Mount Olive is pretty much stupid. The excpectations are high, the dramas high, the students are high, and sometimes, I think the teachers are high. You'd me amazed at some of the stupid shit that comes out of their mouths. Girls adore the fact that they can think that they're on The Hills, because they start drama .. yes, it's that deep. Moving on to high school where you can find any druggie within a 2 inch radius of another one! They just added more to the school, oh joy, most likely re-raising the excpectations for the future. Yay to you 6th graders because aparently you have more time on your hands since you guys seem more likely to get pregnant than the high schoolers because they're too busy with their homework and school work. Yeah, so, in other news, Mount Olive is split up into 3 general areas, Budd Lake, Flanders, and like a street of Hackettstown. If you're super-duper cool and want to be skater emo then go to the Hackettstown skatepark. Yeah because no one is skater/emo ... right. Ok, Budd Lake, also known as 'Crudd Lake' to some might have the highest violent crime rating out of the 3 parts. There's two sets of 'ghettos' and if you come from the one by the middle school, well, then you're fucked because you don't get an option, you're ghetto. If you come from the other, well it's a toss up, you can be skater, pot-head, ghetto, or a creepy combination. There's small houses set around the lake for people that don't want to live in the ghetto, but can't afford the big houses, or just don't want to pay the rising taxes on that house. Ofcourse, there's big houses, there has to be .. because Mayor Scappichio says so .. Oh yeah, then there's Flanders where I don't think there's one ghetto, but there are like 2+ groceries stores, right next to eachother. Also, good luck high schoolers who have dreams beyond CCM, since you really didn't give a fuck in school and just hung around the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot thinking you're cool, you'll never get out of fucking Mount Olive!
"I don't know where we're gonna move little Johnny!"
"I don't care as long as it's not to Mount Olive!"
by cattt (: February 5, 2008
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Mount Olive

A shitty town in northern jersey that consists of 90% white people. Most of these white people listen to rap and try to talk ghetto even though they live in one of the whitest towns in New Jersey. Only type of girls that are popular are the ones who open their legs for anything that moves or the girls who think they're better than anyone else. Mount Olive High School is a shit hole and if your a minority I guarantee you hate the school. If you are a new student coming to the high school people will freak the fuck out. The guys here are assholes and very judgemental. You can be the ugliest girl but if you slob on the knob like corn on the cob the guys will worship you. The clicks in MO are the hoes who wear rolled up sweat pants, the populars who think everyone gives a fuck about them, the minorities who stick together and talk shit about the white ppl, the nerds that just do their own thing, the rednecks who swear they're country as fuck, and the druggies who have a "I don't give a fuck about anything" attitude. The football team fucking sucks. The cafe is always freezing. And we have a Mr. Clean looking ass principle. And the principle always screaming on the loud speaker every morning like can you shut the fuck up with your "the choice is yours" head ass. You can see your reflection on his shiny ass head. The dress code only applies to certain people. Everyone is afraid that they'll end up going to CCM. And ladies if you suck dick or pop your pussy everyone will find out.
Mount Olive? Where tf is that?
by Realshittbh March 15, 2017
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green olives

A type of olive that grows on trees, usually pitted and stuffed with pimentos. Also stuffed with other foods such as garlic, bleu cheese, jalepino peppers, onions, etc.. The best food ever, goes good with any meal, used a lot in martinis. According to Phil, green olives are better than an orgasm in heaven!
Phil: What's for dinner mom?

Mom: Green Olives!

Phil: YESSS!!! You're the best mom EVER!
by Philly Cheeze #9 June 20, 2008
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Black Olive

When you pull your penis out of someones dirty pooper it looks like a black olive put on the tip.
I stuck it in her pooper and got a black olive
by Wincing December 16, 2008
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Oliver Brown

An Xbox fag that can’t play fortnite for shit. He has a vagina and gets his mum to cut his hair for him.
by Ninjas dad June 5, 2018
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Olive Branch

By far the best city in the state of Mississippi. Conveniently located just miles from the heart of Memphis, but far enough away to avoid being hit by stray bullets. This charming city has history all the way back to when the land was "bought" by Mayor Wesson from the Native Americans. His home in the historic "Old Towne" district is a symbol of pride for many Olive Branchians. The west portion of Olive Branch is populated by fast-paced urban city dweller people, while citizens that live in the east usually tend to enjoy the simpler things in life. Also more black people live in the east.
Dude: Have you ever been to Olive Branch?
Other Dude: No, but I heard it's a magical place.
Dude: That it is, bro.
by tvrnhntr January 13, 2011
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olive soup

"Olive soup" is a term recently coined as symbolism of the words "I love you" in that, if spoken, it forms the same mouth patterns as such. Often it is used by those who feel the current situation may not be appropriate for the statement "I love you", but at the same point may wish to express this anyhow.

Mostly used to keep those around the person(s) feeling comfortable, as expressions of love can make some feel squeamish.
Person one: Olive soup.
Person two: You too ^_^
by Zigbigidorlu May 25, 2005
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