“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”
by Vitreol March 16, 2019
A municipality located in Greater Victoria BC. Oak Bay has made it their mission to deny housing to as many people as possible through the use of exclusionary zoning, and bylaws. Despite containing half of UVIC and being located a mere 3km from Downtown Victoria, Oak Bay has spent 15 years talking about legalizing basement suites, and has managed to enter population decline in a region with a housing crisis. Unwilling to grow its tax base, Oak Bay is facing debt to maintain basic infrastructure. Be prepared for entitled rich, mildly racist, WASPy, NIMBY views from local residents. Willows Beach is nice though.
by Somebody on Vancouver Island February 16, 2022
by Cookies8262 September 05, 2021
If u come here you hear barking more than talking, XD rawr bitches everywhere and stoners limping through the halls. Like deadass u could be in chem and u will see someone cooking meth in the back.
Moe= u go to white oaks secondary school (woss) ?
Mariam= yeah only for ib tho link up at north?
Moe 2= I’ll bring the pot
Mariam= yeah only for ib tho link up at north?
Moe 2= I’ll bring the pot
by Puthylicker September 22, 2021
A school where the principal looks like big chungus and the kids smear shit on the walls for art. A school where everyone is high as fuck and people are having sex in the bathroom daily.
by Ohmshater456 November 02, 2021
If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.
by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 26, 2021