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The Owl Theory

*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*

WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE

There are 9 rules:

Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.

Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.

Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.

Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.

Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.

Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.

Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.

Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.

Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
"Yo I really like that chick over there"
"Ight Bro. Keep the Owl Theory in in tho"
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
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North Dakota Snow Owl

Obtaining the drug Cocaine and pouring the powder into a Butthole. Once the powder is in the butthole allow someone to proceed to snort it from butthole. As the person or persons get close to snorting, FART. Covering the person or persons face with the cocaine. When they open their eyes after being covered they will now take the appearance of a North Dakota Snow Owl.
Bro.. you want a North Dakota Snow Owl??
by Seth Schuerings December 30, 2023
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Funny Owl Man

An owl who is really funny and chill af
by Flyerguy28 October 27, 2019
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Owl Talk

The use of sexual phrases.
I can believe he talked about my breasts, this was not the place for Owl Talk
by Lord Owl October 31, 2011
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The Owl in Bowl

When someone who “puts the owl in the bowl,” they are simply putting the owl in bowl.

This relates to the sport bowling.
by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025
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Owls

Owls aren't animals. They come from Uhuisland and are considered uhus, rather than animals.
'Dude... have you seen my owl? It's an animal.' 'No it ain't, take your medication grandma. Owls are Uhus.'
by kittylover928 September 13, 2022
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Owl bath

When you and your partner take a bath together in which both of you have urinated in it. Strictly falling on a Sunday with an owl watching
Omg Brandon and I had an owl bath and it was surprisingly moisturizing for my skin. I can’t believe we didn’t try this sooner!
by amandajordanxo July 7, 2020
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