Oats

Word meaning, "dumb ass mother fucker" and the word is also often oriented with theft of private property, from one's close friends.

Oats just robbed me blind!

by saj01 October 8, 2008

Oatmeal

A caramel light-skinned black girl

I'm in love with the oatmeal!

by teamswirl420 July 20, 2016

Oatsy

Oatsy- The name you call a guy who used to row for a sport but quit, and as a result is very arrogant about the fact he now has a life. When you call him Oatsy he doesn't actually like this name, but it serves him right because he is Oatsy.

Me-"Hi teddy how are you"
Teddy-"I'm not bad than...."
Me (interupting)-"Oats, Oats, Oats, Oats, Oatsy, Oatsy Oatsy"

by myrtle12345678987654321 March 11, 2018

oatmeal creme pie

A common term used in cottagecore, referring to having intercourse in the morning, as you wake up.

"Hello, Amanda. The flowers are beautiful this morning, aren't they?"
"Yes, they are, Michael. I already felt wonderful this morning, and the roses are making it better."
"Oh? How come you feel so nice, Amanda?"
"My dear husband gave me an oatmeal creme pie. It made my day."
"My, oh my."

by 1/3 of The Men August 11, 2022

Sprinkle oats

Taking a crap

Dude, i ate those burritos, now i need to sprinkle oats!!

by cuntakinta March 7, 2010

Oatmeal Creme Pie

Scissoring a creme pie onto another woman's anus.

Yo, bro. The other night I was deliverig a pizza and it was my last run of the night. The hot blonde bitch with big titties opened the door and offered me another form of payment. Although she had no USD, she was interested in my US. D. After I went inside the home, her bangin' red head friend was there and I watched them begin to get funky. And then it happened, I'm bangin' and I busted. She told me to sit back and watch some freaky, special shit. She then obtained her legs with the other female and pushed my cum onto her asshole. I proceeded to bust in my own belly button after already jizziming. That's how I learned what a oatmeal creme pie was.

by NeviMoon June 17, 2016

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.

Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.

by skies September 2, 2009