The end result of an explosive fecal imprint left behind by anal sex in the shower.
My friend recently told me that he was having in the shower having anal sex with a girl and just as he was about to finish the girl says "I don't feel good" and then he pulled out and at HIGH VELOSITY she shot out of her an explosion that was very...corny. He immediately jumped out the shower. He looked back at the scene and it was his body completely cut out on the wall. He says "I was in the shower, but I wasn't" this is nutterbuttercookiecutter.
My friend recently told me that he was having in the shower having anal sex with a girl and just as he was about to finish the girl says "I don't feel good" and then he pulled out and at HIGH VELOSITY she shot out of her an explosion that was very...corny. He immediately jumped out the shower. He looked back at the scene and it was his body completely cut out on the wall. He says "I was in the shower, but I wasn't" this is nutterbuttercookiecutter.
I was in the shower, but I was out... I experienced the nutterbuttercookiecutter!
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Similar to butterflies in your stomach. When something sexually arousing presents itself and you go slightly erect for a second or two
Boy 1: "dude, did you see the girl who just walked past?"
Boy 2: " she was sexy as fuck, I just got nuterflies "
Boy 2: " she was sexy as fuck, I just got nuterflies "
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Get the nuttrality mug.The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
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