Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022

Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess

HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?

by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023

Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022

Mess

Breiana Alexes Cummings

Bre is a mess today

by yellowfever47 November 4, 2020

Keen for the mess

When your keen no matter the outcome.

Yeah come through big Homie I'm keen for the mess 😹💯

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022

messing around

engage in sexual activity casually or with someone other than one's spouse or partner.

"I found out he was messing around with my best friend"

by Arminkshipper December 31, 2024

We were MESSED UPPP

Internet slang stating a group of people had a fun LEGAL time

Dude last night we were MESSED UPPPPP

by Sweetypotatoe January 29, 2025