professional noob

someone who uses cheap or stupid tatics in video games such as camping, blindly rushing and spraying bullets, but they're very very good at it

Short Form: PN - Professional Noob

damn dude, your a total PN

by Snarf April 9, 2004

Camping Noob

A camping noob otherwise known as a camper is usually either new at the game or lacking greatly in skill. The Call of Duty franchise has many camping noobs that play the game. The camping noob will refer to the camping as strategy or tactical. Most often the camper will chose a weapon that takes no skill whatsoever such as an AA12 (Auto shotty) or an M16 with a noob tube. Camping noobs are at the bottom of the gaming ladder, clutch players at the top and everything else in the middle. Most camping noobs think they are good for god knows what reason.

Camping Noob-"You guys are horrible, running around like a chicken with your head cut off."

Clutch Player-"I guess thats why I went 64-12 and you went 5-0, get good scrub."

by Assopopalus June 19, 2010

Noob seizure

When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.

"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."

"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"

by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011

Jingle Noob

Very unskilled gamers, usually found playing the newest Call of Duty around Christmas time. This can also be applied to Halo or any other game. They usually get dominated by more skilled players who have had the game for months.

Term originated from the G187 Clan on Call of Duty 4.

Guys, it's Christmas Eve... I can't wait to play the Jingle Noobs tomorrow morning.

by DrAiNx13 January 15, 2011

MCU Noob

Someone who only watches Marvel movies, doesn't read comics, and only hates on DC because Rotten Tomatoes told them too

John doesn't read comics, but just saw Infinity War and now won't stop talking about how bad DC is, he's just an MCU Noob

by xBomber45 April 29, 2019

noob language

A language used by noobs, not understandable by anyone. You can type something in noob language by smashing your head in the keyboard several times.

L3ik, OMG! YOU R SEW RETARDED! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO 13371337133713371337 drtrfgyiuuiyt 6rt54fewrtftyy7uty 65rtererttrerqwtrfyt+!

u'r talknig in noob language stFU //an, i r teh r00rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

by Pufi April 28, 2016

MP40 Noob

A unskilled gamer who uses the MP40 in Call of Duty: WaW to get easy kills in multiplayer.

1. "Omfg sad MP40 noob"

2. "Wow dude you call yourself beats for using an MP40?"

by PTRS Noob October 16, 2009