Ed Webber

horizontally challenged
also throws stands

All hail the great tomato, Ed Webber

by asdfgjklqwertyuiop November 24, 2016

adhd-ed

to adhd - a verb defining when someone with adhd misplaces or loses something purely because of the million other things going on in their brain.

Dean totally adhd-ed that wrench. We haven’t seen it for weeks!

by datingsomeonewhoisadhd September 23, 2020

Comey-ed

Having the rug pulled out from under you so fast that you do an aerial 360.

Jenn totally comey-ed James so fast his eyes are still vibrating. crush destroyhumiliate burn embarrass cut cut offretribution destroy

by d3clark May 10, 2017

ed face

Someone crazy who has big puffy cheeks and a funny looking face....

That ugly kid over there is such an ED FACE.

by nastyNARDO889 March 8, 2007

The Big Ed

When you're doing the Doggystyle on a girl and nut in her hair.

"Yo, I did The Big Ed with a girl last night."

by CuntbagMcGee February 11, 2021

Rap-ed

Pronounced- wrap-'ead.

Definition- When someone forcefully enters a conversation against the person's wishes; without consent. This is the raping of conversation.

Man 1- And the thing with the theory of evolution is--
Annoying man- Yeah, evolution, huh?! Crazy!
Man 1- Can you just let me finish, we're talking her--
Annoying Man- The thing is that how can we agree with it when it conflicts with the bi--
Man 2- that's not the issue at all!
Man 1- Can you please just go away.
Annoying Man- Oh, fine!
Man 1-... We just got totally Rap-ed.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

hop ed

An opposing opinion, usually long, emphatic and loud, that is either totally irrelevant or totally obvious, from the infallible drunk who knows more than everybody about everything.

After three beers, Bill would take the hop ed position against Aquinas on his proofs of the existence of God; after four he'd argue the hop ed position against God on the existence of Aquinas.

by Dick Hofheimer February 17, 2009