douche canoe

a phrase to describe someone who is being mean, rude, or annoying. Often used to describe men.

Oh my god he is being such a douche canoe

by douchecanoe999 January 8, 2022

dougout canoe

The resulting byproduct of Kamala Harris's husband, Doug, once she's done pegging him with all her fury and frustration at Mike Pence.

Kamala went home, got stepped, & pegged the ever-mother-loving-fuck out of Doug until he was a dougout canoe.

by Sig63 October 7, 2020

Douche canoe

Douche Canoe, a oversized maxipad used to catch all the nastiness that filters out of a females vaginal cavity after douching.. much like a pantie liner..

Sarah if I wouldn't have used a douche Canoe I would have ruined my panties..

by Model Ynohtna February 27, 2020

Niagra Canoe

When a girl is sucking off a guy and the guy throws up on the girls back.

I totally Niagra Canoed my girlfriend after eating bad sushi last night.

by Dane Ungart February 14, 2017

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

Canoe stamp

Canoe Stamp is the wet mark a womans vagina makes while sitting on a bed sheet or sofa after hot as christ sex. Symbol (l)
One can also receive a Canoe Stamp anywhere on the body, preferably the face.

It must have been hot sex, check out that Canoe Stamp

by Speegaspegg December 15, 2015

canoeing

When you are smoking a joint, blunt, cig etc. and the ember starts to just move down the side of it.

"Dude, spin the blunt when you hit it, it's canoeing."

by jay17305 May 25, 2016