by Maxmamanasdnfdg January 29, 2023
Get the Haymug. When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”
by ECV:Showtime aka “ Stache Hat” December 21, 2023
Get the Moldy Hay Bailmug. 
A cool guy that knows a lot of things
Jeff:Hey hhs chronicler, you know that one guy named jerry?
Hays Highschool Chronicler:Yeah he lives at 521 West Maple Blvrd.
Jeff:woah that’s kinda creepy but thanks
Hays Highschool Chronicler:Yeah he lives at 521 West Maple Blvrd.
Jeff:woah that’s kinda creepy but thanks
by BigJoe620 November 20, 2023
Get the Hays Highschool Chroniclermug. Your either doing the tik tok trend where you remove thr first and last letter of your name or your a peice of hay
by WildAbi June 25, 2021
Get the Haymug. 
by rawrr ecks dee April 21, 2017
Get the Haimug.