Probably the best boyfriend to ever exist, really.
He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.
I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3
He's the only kind and caring guy I've ever dated that actually talks to me and likes to be around me.
Super affectionate and overall an awesome person... Magnificent is a better word actually.
I fucking love him.
He's my one and only Telescopic Octopus & Kreme with Explosive Grandmas <3
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